He’s acting as foolish as a kitten… but then, everyone’s entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.
Christopher Paolini  (via psych-facts)
Good morning, Slytherins, and happy House Pride Day!


All day long SPH will be celebrating you devious lil serpents and your penchant for ambition, and we’d like for you to join us! If you’re a Slytherin and proud of it, send us your house pride stories, quotes, or headcanons. We’ll be publishing them throughout the day to help spread that green and silver spirit!



A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

"Who the fuck is Candice?”

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