He’s acting as foolish as a kitten… but then, everyone’s entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.
Christopher Paolini  (via psych-facts)
Good morning, Slytherins, and happy House Pride Day!

simplypotterheads:

All day long SPH will be celebrating you devious lil serpents and your penchant for ambition, and we’d like for you to join us! If you’re a Slytherin and proud of it, send us your house pride stories, quotes, or headcanons. We’ll be publishing them throughout the day to help spread that green and silver spirit!

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.


"Who the fuck is Candice?”

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