All day long SPH will be celebrating you devious lil serpents and your penchant for ambition, and we’d like for you to join us! If you’re a Slytherin and proud of it, send us your house pride stories, quotes, or headcanons. We’ll be publishing them throughout the day to help spread that green and silver spirit!
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
"Who the fuck is Candice?”